Reduce instant death mechanics

Improve wand crafting tutorials

Add save system for long runs

Balance enemy difficulty spikes

Optimize performance for lower-end PCs

Add more healing opportunities

Clarify tooltips and spell descriptions

Expand inventory management options

Reduce reliance on external guides

Add more content for casual players

Improve environmental hazard clarity

Add more mid-run progression systems

Expand lore accessibility

Add more quality-of-life features

Reduce randomness in early-game wands

Add more enemy variety

Improve modding support

Add more visual feedback for spells

Expand multiplayer options

Add more endgame content

Positive Show original review

• Sentiments

  • I feel that the game is extremely challenging, to the point where it is compared to actual Hell, which conveys a sense of overwhelming difficulty.
  • I find humor in the idea that even people in Hell would find comfort in not playing Noita, which suggests the game is exceptionally punishing.
  • I appreciate the game's difficulty and find it rewarding, as I would willingly die a hundred times again due to my own recklessness.
  • I rate the game 10/10, which indicates an extremely high level of satisfaction and enjoyment despite its challenges.
  • I acknowledge that the game is in a league of its own when it comes to difficulty, even compared to notoriously hard games like Souls games.

Positive Show original review

• Sentiments

  • I feel that the game is extremely challenging, as it requires dying repeatedly and looking up external resources like YouTube videos to understand how to use spells.
  • I find the game frustrating because it leads to a sense of doom and requires significant effort to progress, which feels overwhelming.
  • I am annoyed by the reliance on YouTube videos, particularly those made by a specific streamer who is described as a 'weird sweaty Texan' with an overbearing personality.
  • I feel that the streamer mentioned in the review has a cult-like influence, which adds to the frustration of trying to enjoy the game.
  • I think the game is a masterpiece, despite its difficulty, as it is compared to CBT (Cognitive Behavioral Therapy) in a way that suggests it is deeply engaging and impactful.
  • I find the humor in the review, such as the comparison of the game to a 'sunny afternoon picnic,' to be entertaining and lighthearted, even though it highlights the game's difficulty.
  • I feel that the review is exaggerated and hyperbolic, particularly in its description of the streamer and the game's difficulty, which adds a layer of satire.
  • I notice that the review is sponsored or edited by 'DunkOrSlam,' which adds a layer of promotional context to the critique.
  • I sense that the game's difficulty is a core part of its identity, as it is both criticized and praised for being a challenging experience.
  • I feel that the review, while critical, ultimately acknowledges the game's quality and depth, even if it is presented in a humorous and exaggerated manner.

Positive Show original review

• Sentiments

  • I am curious about the functionality of the 'giga disc projectile' and its potential impact in the game.
  • I find the ASCII art visually appealing and creative, adding a unique touch to the review.
  • I am intrigued by the visual representation of the game mechanics through the ASCII art.
  • I feel the review lacks detailed information about the game, focusing more on visual elements.
  • I appreciate the effort put into creating the ASCII art, as it enhances the review's presentation.
  • I am left wondering about the actual gameplay experience, as the review does not provide much insight.
  • I find the review to be more artistic than informative, which makes it stand out.
  • I am neutral about the lack of textual content, as the visual elements dominate the review.
  • I feel the review could benefit from more descriptive text to complement the visuals.
  • I am impressed by the creativity in using ASCII art to represent game elements.

Positive Show original review

• Sentiments

  • I strongly dislike the freezing vapour mechanic in the game, as it is repeatedly mentioned with intense frustration.
  • I have a deep hatred for the propane tanks in the game, as they are repeatedly mentioned with intense frustration.

Positive Show original review

• Sentiments

  • I feel that the game is full of secrets, which makes it intriguing and rewarding for players who enjoy exploration and discovery.
  • I appreciate that progression in the game is largely based on the knowledge I gain through my own attempts, which feels empowering and personal.
  • I believe the game requires a strong will to learn and explore, which adds depth and challenge to the experience.
  • I am impressed that the developers keep adding more content, which shows their commitment to improving and expanding the game.
  • I find the game's reliance on player knowledge and exploration to be a unique and engaging mechanic.
  • I think the game has the potential to fully unravel its depth, but it demands significant effort and curiosity from the player.
  • I feel that the game's design encourages repeated attempts, which could be seen as both rewarding and demanding.
  • I notice that the game's secrets and progression mechanics might not appeal to players who prefer straightforward or guided experiences.
  • I sense that the game's continuous updates by developers enhance its replayability and long-term value.
  • I perceive the game as one that rewards patience and persistence, which could be challenging for some players.

Negative Show original review

• Sentiments

  • I found the wand-building mechanic in this game to be incredibly deep and fun, and its implementation is almost entirely unique to this game.
  • I enjoyed the ability to create incredibly good builds in almost every run, which made me feel like I was making my own luck more than in other roguelikes.
  • The process of crafting super awesome and engaging wands was highly enjoyable and felt rewarding.
  • I felt frustrated when I died to random, unpredictable events, which often felt like they were out of my control or beyond my knowledge.
  • The presence of instant death sources felt far too abundant, which frequently crushed my enjoyment and progress.
  • I appreciated the learning curve and the ability to adapt and go further each time, but it required memorizing patterns that I found tedious.
  • I felt that the game demanded too much time and energy to overcome its challenges, which I no longer have the patience for.
  • Overall, my experience with the game was good, but I wouldn't recommend it to others due to its frustrating elements.

Negative Show original review

• Sentiments

  • I find the concept of every pixel being simulated to be very cool and impressive.
  • I feel frustrated when I can't walk on the ground for even 2 seconds without getting stuck in something, which ruins the fun.
  • I dislike having a run ended abruptly due to ice forming in my path or a small pebble causing issues, especially when enemies are nearby.
  • I think the game itself is fun and enjoyable overall.
  • I believe the game needs more quality-of-life improvements in certain areas to enhance the experience.

Negative Show original review

• Sentiments

  • I really want to like this game because I love the concept and the beautiful spell effects that even triple A games don't have.
  • The game has a very cool engine that is unique in style, which I find impressive.
  • I can't recommend the game because it is the hardest game I have ever played, by far, even compared to owning an NES and 100% Binding of Isaac.
  • The difficulty feels unfair because no matter how good you are or how long you've played, you will die and lose all your progress, making it frustrating.
  • Progress in the game feels heavily reliant on luck, cheats, or extreme caution, which detracts from the enjoyment.
  • Enemies can teleport behind you or one-shot you, leading to instant deaths that feel cheap and unfair.
  • I think even hardcore, god gamers would get frustrated with this game within hours due to its punishing mechanics.
  • The developers missed an opportunity to make this a smash hit, as it has the potential to be as good or popular as Terraria or Core Keeper.
  • The game feels more like a magic wand tech demo than a fully fleshed-out game, which is disappointing.
  • The developers have a good concept and engine, but they need to refine it further to make it a complete and enjoyable game.

Negative Show original review

• Sentiments

  • I acknowledge that Noita is a unique pixel physics roguelike with a lot of room for experimentation and engagement.
  • I find the art in Noita to be beautiful and the gameplay to feel quite polished.
  • I believe that people who enjoy arcade-type games could easily sink hundreds of hours into Noita.
  • Personally, I do not find Noita to be my cup of tea, as it does not resonate with my preferences.
  • I have only played Noita for 8 hours and found it to be frustrating, boring, and not fun.
  • I feel that Noita, while repetitive like other roguelikes, is rather uninspired compared to games like Hades or Dead Cells.
  • I respect the idea behind Noita and find some aspects of it to be very cool.
  • Ultimately, I do not want to play Noita anymore, which leads me to personally not recommend it.

Negative Show original review

• Sentiments

  • I find Noita full of interesting mechanics, which is a positive aspect of the game.
  • I feel the game stubbornly refuses to let the player experience its mechanics, which is frustrating.
  • I appreciate the concept of experimenting with countless magic effects and the 'every pixel is simulated' gimmick.
  • I find the runs to be samey, short-lived, and boring, which detracts from the enjoyment.
  • I feel that overtuned enemies and the environment often crush the player before they can access the necessary tools.
  • I occasionally find good wands, spells, and passives that make the game more enjoyable and allow me to see more of what it offers.
  • I think the game has a strong learning curve, which can be a barrier for some players.
  • I feel that the time-wasting runs are a significant drawback, especially since I no longer have as much free time.
  • I wish I could still refund the game, which indicates dissatisfaction with the overall experience.