Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
Overwhelmingly Positive
Total: 74.5 ThousandPositive: 73.1 ThousandNegative: 1.41 Thousand
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) is a hilariously chaotic indie strategy game where you lead wobblers—goofy, physics-driven units—into absurd battles across ancient lands, spooky realms, and fantasy worlds. With over 100 units at your disposal, you can create custom armies, design unique battles, and even challenge friends in online multiplayer. The game’s wobbly physics system ensures every fight is unpredictable and laugh-out-loud fun. Boasting an impressive AI Community Rating of 90.23%, players praise TABS for its creativity, humor, and replayability. Fans love the sandbox mode, unit creator, and the ability to share custom content via the Steam Workshop. However, some note that the campaign content feels limited, and the difficulty balance can be frustrating at times. If you enjoy quirky, physics-based strategy games with endless customization options, TABS is a must-try. Dive into the chaos and see why it’s a fan favorite!
It's a pretty fun game from what I've played. I can't say much since I haven't played that much. I think I'll aim to get a few more hours on this to see how if I should still consider this a good game.
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made a superhuman so fast that in slow motion I could only capture a FRACTION of his speed. Unfortunately he was so fast that he killed himself instantly by going out of the map. 100/10 would make again
TABS is a very good game in my opinion. It has an immense variety of units you may send to battle, and yet, you can pick your favorite one and control it in the middle of the action. Graphics are not great but I think they suit the style of the game. There are few strategy games in which, when you zoom in on a particular unit in the thick of a chaotic battle, each individual action is as well-crafted. When you control one of two combatants, you may even practice parry and various moves against an AI-controlled opponent. Secret units are an amazing idea! I also love that PvP can be played both online and offline. I wish you a lot of fun playing TABS!
I have wanted this game since I played the Open Alpha, and it feels like so long ago now. But I have to say, this is probably one of the greatest games on Steam. Certainly the best battle simulator in my opinion, and I would recommend this to anyone without a moments hesitation.
I want to just get a very important warning out that ONLY campaign progress is saved via steam cloud. custom units, custom maps are NOT tied to the steam cloud so if you uninstall or transfer the game from one drive to another you WILL lose ALL content you have not uploaded to the workshop or have not backed up. so, in my case I probably lost around 100 custom units, about 20ish maps and just a lot of memories. would love to upvote cause there is so many good things about tabs but the game's lack of coverage with the steam cloud is just a gaping hole for me in how I view the game. (as a note my reliance on the steam cloud is kind of a bias but it's been a super long time since I worried about uninstalling any game and thinking about a lot of lost progress, take this as you will)
Goofy physics and chaotic battles. However, after a few hours, the novelty wears off, and it can feel a bit repetitive without new updates or content. If you wanna buy, buy when it's like -80% or less. You'll get around 20ish hours in. "Modding" community in terms of making new characters died out quite quickly. The sight of a derpy mammoth face-planting into a line of wobbling warriors, kinda cool and then next game you'll can/will die out of boredom.
I have seen this game and it looked fun, but when I launched the game, it started to load and then just stayed on a black screen. I waited for over 10 minutes on the black screen and nothing showed up or loaded. I tried restarting Steam and my computer and that didn't work. I wish I could play this game but somethings just aren't meant to be :(
Lies, it's not very accurate coz mammoths are all ded now. Totally Accurate Battle Simulator, more like Totally Accurate Balls Simulator. Anyway, this game is great, stop looking at bad reviews and enjoy the insanity.
Can't install anything from the workshop. Noticed many others complaining about the same issue, but instead of fixing the game the developers tell them to use WINRAR and directly download from the website. Wtf is the point of a workshop/mod section if you are just gonna force more than 20% of your base to download that shit from a website? Edit: (They finally patched the issue, and I tip my hat off to them for caring about this even though 8 years have passed since release but they somehow managed to f*ck up and delete all of my custom maps, units, battles, and campaigns ;P )
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