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---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☑ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☑ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Floppy Disk ☐ Old Fashioned ☑ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☑ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☑ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☑ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of ☑ Minor bugs (called features) ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☑ 10 STOP CRITIZING ME. (edited for steam nomination)

Theoretically, blood could be considered as a potential fuel source due to its composition, but it presents numerous practical and ethical challenges. Blood contains organic molecules like glucose and lipids, which store chemical energy. In principle, these molecules could be oxidized to release energy, similar to how biofuels are derived from plant and animal matter. However, using blood as a fuel source for machines is not practical for several reasons: Complex Composition: Blood is a complex fluid made up of cells (red and white blood cells), plasma, proteins, and various other components. Extracting the energy-rich components (like glucose) efficiently would be complicated and inefficient. Energy Density: The energy density of blood is relatively low compared to conventional fuels. Fossil fuels and even some biofuels have much higher energy densities, making them more efficient for use in machines. Processing and Conversion: Converting blood into a usable form of fuel would require significant processing. This would involve breaking down the blood components and extracting the energy-rich substances, which is technologically challenging and costly. Ethical and Supply Concerns: Using blood as a fuel source raises significant ethical issues, particularly regarding the source of the blood. The supply of blood is limited and primarily needed for medical purposes, such as transfusions and treatments, making it an impractical and unethical choice for fuel. Alternative Biofuels: There are more efficient and sustainable biofuels available, derived from plants, algae, and waste materials. These sources are more viable and ethical for producing bioenergy. In summary, while the organic molecules in blood theoretically contain energy that could be used as fuel, the practical, ethical, and technological hurdles make it an unfeasible option. There are more appropriate and efficient sources of bioenergy that are being developed and used.

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Although i may be bias, i think that ultrakill is the number one best game ever made, and its not even complete yet. I've yet to find a single other game that does what ultrakill does. Ultrakill does everything right, and doesn'thave any of the same problems i have with other games. Most games will make it hard by making it unfair, or just upping the damage or health, but ultrakill actually makes it skill based, needing precise timing and using different combinations of weapons in sequence to overcome challenges. Its the only game where instead of just getting mad at the game and blaming the game, i kept challenging myself to do better, and do things i never thought were possible, like p-ranking almost every level in the hardest difficulty. I even beat it with a drawing tablet instead of a mouse. Ultrakill is THE game, and personally to me is above all the rest.

Hakita designed mind flayers with the intention of hurting people. Update Nov 01 2024: With the advent of brutal difficulty, mind flayers lost their big weakness of not being able to have their fireballs redirected at them, They now have a much faster attack rate too. Yikes...

Don't get me wrong, this is a great game, its just that my friend has recently become completely obsessed with Gabriel from this game. Gabriel profile picture, quotes him constantly, always turns the conversation to be about Gabriel Ultrakill. I hope he gets professional help soon.

GIanni's VoicE acting MadE flabberGhAsted me and demonstrated gaBRIEL's anger incredibly Skillfully throughout thE game, the eXaggerated rage iN his vOice made my Woes be many and my days be few. the difficulty in tHe cAmpaign bricKed me up lIke a gianT mAnsion, it took me mANy attempts to DefeaT some of tHE bosses such as boTH of the gabriel fights and v2 Under the roof of a Gigantic pyramid built for only a pharoah, the graphicS may seem crude to most but they end up not botHering you After not even a weeK. thE gameplay is bRutal to most bad PLayErs such AS mysElf but i assure you the game is not just about the killing, it's about the robot sex we missed along the way yep that's why this game gets a negative review

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No gay robot sex. I think the Ultrakill experience would be enhanced with gay robot angels shoving their monster cock into you. They should also add the sex minigame option in the dating sim level, where you have to control your robot cock until bursting all over the robot. Overall a good game but no sex.